February, 2012


25
Feb 12

Has The Bacon-in-Everything Movement “Jumped the Shark.”

This is probably the end, right?

OK, if you know me at all you may not buy this, but for everyone else, this blog post is really a Public Service Announcement (PSA). Really. I derived no specific personal pleasure or glee from the activities described herein. That being said, we are food-blogging and cooking professionals and advise that you don’t try the following at home.
I read (maybe it was a late night TV Commercial) that Jack in the Box, the almost national burger chain with breakfast all day, was marketing a bacon shake as part of their loving bacon (Why don’t You Marry It!) marketing campaign.  We could not believe anyone would be so horrid & so depraved and were compelled by dark caloric forces to explore the rumor, if for no other reason than to spare our readers a similar fate. Of course it is only a coincidence that SK Chef was out of town and unable to veto this blog post.  : )

Before you say it, I strongly resent that anyone would accuse us (me) of wanting to taste such a concoction. I may drive all over the place in search of ridiculous dishes but in this instance, I am acting as a caring blogger concerned for my audience’s welfare. Really!

OK, let’s leave it at this, just because I am willing to sacrifice myself (and my unknowing friends) so that the general public doesn’t have to drink deeply from this strange taste combination that Jack is pushing from his box, doesn’t mean I am experiencing any pleasure from the act. To me, it is just culinary civic mindedness to save you, the reader, from being sucked into the dying act of an unhealthy culinary trend.  That is my story and I’m sticking to it but we can agree to disagree so that I can get back to the story.

So to begin the sampling, we slipped out of our Chef’s Coat, donned a disguise, spurned the drive-thru and since the SmartKitchen-Mobile carries distinctive “Smart Kitchen” signage, parked far across the parking lot . Unobserved, we executed a circuitous, calorie-consuming infiltration of the fast food den. We got our shake “to go,” inserted it into a brown paper bag and reversed our path to exfiltrate the house of fried calories.

Wisely, we had thought ahead and Organized, the 1st of Smart Kitchen’s 4 Levers of Cooking,™ our live sampling to account for the staggering number of calories and fat grams per ounce in something that is both a fast food milkshake and a bacon. We got a bit Tom Sawyer and disguised the rationale for the small focus group as a mid-afternoon “Gift” to our friends at the local coffee shop.

In return for the gift, we orchestrated a 3/4 reduction in the 773 calories (before Whip Cream & Cherry) of the Bacon Shake. Even with some protein (12 g) and a healthy dose of Sodium (319 mg), Nutrition is Not the Strong Suit of a 40 Fat Gram Bacon Milk Shake (only 28 g are saturated fat).

 

12 Grams of Protein and Loads of Sodium, Not Bad! (Not!)

In addition to calorie reduction, we also sourced “data points” on the shake as we now had 4 people who all complained, self righteously, about the decadence and depravity of such a shake, before tucking into a 1/4 sized portion.

A Healthy (er) Portion Cup of Bacon Milk Shake

The results were shameful. I should have known it, even with my good intentions, when entering upon such a caloric enterprise. It pains me to discuss it, so I won’t; all I will say is that we were all properly indignant and in the end we did our duty. Within 2-3 minutes there wasn’t a drop of bacon flavored potion in any of the 4 sampling cups. Rest assured, none can fall into untrained hands.

Now, as I type off the 193.25 calories, my mind turns to how to make the shake healthier….for others. Ingredients like hormone-free Heavy Cream, organic vanilla ice cream, and lean Nueske‘s Applewood Smoked Bacon or even Benton’s no-preservatives, traditional cured and smoked bacon comes to mind. And I am just getting started. Can a Cinnamon Beurre Blanc Milkshake be far away? Oops, did I write that? mmm…….I mean hmmmmmm…..

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Feb 12

Valentine’s Day: A Love Affair With Cooking

By Susie Timm, Guest Blogger GirlMeetsFork.com

I met my husband at a time in my life where I could have cared less about cooking. I was back on the singles scene after taking a couple years off and ready to have fun.

This was back in the days when I was a banker and not involved in food writing or food publicity in any way. Eric and I used to try different restaurants around town and soon realized eating out non-stop was an expensive and unhealthy habit.

The catch? He lived in Fountain Hills and at that time, there was one “ok” Mexican joint and a Subway to choose from. Fountain Hills has since improved their culinary offerings and I’ve enjoyed many great meals in the Four Peaks foothills.

Seven years ago however, we soon tired of burritos and subs and longed for something more. I picked up my first cooking magazine, a “Summer Guide to Grilling.”

That summer, we grilled our way through a very basic guide to mastering meat, poultry and fish. Besides one very unfortunate incident with an overdose of cayenne pepper, I fell in love with cooking.

Since then, I have changed careers and expanded my cooking prowess 10 fold. I subscribe to Cooking Light, Food Network Magazine, Bon Apetite, Food and Wine, Rachael Ray Magazine and Cooks Illustrated. My house looks like an episode of cooking magazine hoarders. (only slightly kidding)

Eric rarely receives the same dinner twice and I have taken an abundance of cooking classes. You could say cooking has become my greatest stress reliever.

Every year on Valentine’s Day I look forward to creating a new culinary adventure for our taste buds. This year’s menu remains a secret to Eric but it involves some in-season fresh vegetables and a protein that is a tad challenging to master.

I’ll continue this love affair with cooking for many years and with sites like Smart Kitchen, I am constantly honing my skills to wow my husband, friends and family.

Are you cooking at home tomorrow? What’s on the menu?


13
Feb 12

King Arthur Charges in and has us all Round the Breakfast Table

King Arthur Gluten Free Multi-Purpose Flour (photo courtesy of King Arthur Flour)

If you follow the Smart Kitchen Blog, you may know that personally, we keep, on average, if not a Gluten-Free Household, at least a Gluten Aware Household. It is the words “on average” that bedevil easy description. 2/4 of the P Chef family are strictly, rabidly Gluten Free. If a 3 year old can’t technically be “rabidly Gluten Free” on his own, his mother’s easily helps push him up into the rabid category. Mrs. P Chef, for health reasons is a Gluten-Free zealot.The next fourth, my 6 year old daughter, is ambiguously Gluten-Free, some of the time.

As a hearty eater of everything tasty, (oops should have written Gourmand to make it sound better), it’s Dad who skews the average towards Gluten Aware from Gluten Free.

I grew up with Pancake Sundays, where family and any tag-along, sleep-over friends stood around the kitchen talking, joking, making and eating pancakes. Initially, I’d eat one or two. As I got older and into sports, I ate 3, then 4 then 8 etc. The more eating, the longer the making, the greater the number and quality of the laughs. I want to share that warm, homey tradition with my wife and little chefs.

But when 2/4ths of us went seriously Gluten-Free, the idea of Pancake Sundays, (with Dad, Spatula at the ready, attending the Cast Iron Lady) seemed lost and heading the way of the Dodo bird. Walking the aisle of the grocery store last week, shopping for Cornstarch for SK Chef’s Valentine’s Appearance on ABC 15, I thought I spied salvation for Pancake Sunday on a mainstream grocery store shelf. King Arthur on his Flour Power Charger, seemed to be riding to the rescue under a “NEW” banner proclaiming a solution for King Arthur’s Gluten-Free, All Purpose Flour.

If you have tried any Gluten-Free baking or cooking, you know that there is a difference between claims and results. But I had faith in the King Arthur brand. Perhaps because of their generations of marketing with the bluegrass, musical  King Arthur Flour Hour or just the fact that they are an employee owned company from Vermont swayed me. I added the Gluten-Flour to our cart, in a separate, non-company, personal pile of course.

At home, we have  low-grade, ongoing, tug-of-war in the kitchen between the adherents of health and the adherents of taste. The neutral foods, “The Switzerlands of the Pantry,” that both sides can agree on, are few and far between. I am in the camp that tries to make healthy decadent. My wife, and by extension my little chefs, are most often in the camp that says “Leave it alone.” I had great hopes for this new flour turning the tide towards flavor and decadence and was excited this past Sunday morning to inaugurate Gluten-Free Pancake Sunday. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The success of our foray was really determined by the “Benchmarking.” The gluten free community, our 2/4 loved the new pancake recipe. Mrs. P Chef did her signature move and shouted  ”Great” before devouring her portion and then saying she could not have more because “the carbs would make her sleepy.”  I really enjoy her enjoying food I make and made her another single, heart-shaped, Valentine Pancake and called it a win. My 3 year old, little P Chef said “Dad How did you learn to make such good pancakes?” and asked for more. My daughter at 6, begrudgingly, when asked (no volunteering), said that they were good but the proof was that she had a big helping of seconds. A lot of the times the proof is in the eating.

As for me, I have been improvising from the Joy Of Cooking’s Pancake version for a few years now. I like the proportions and mixing the wet with the wet and the dry with the dry before combining them all. Needless to say, my benchmark is a bit higher than the Gluten-Free team when piloting our enameled skillet, The Red Warrior. The Gluten-Free pancakes bubbled up as they should and formed a nice crispy, butter-fried edge.

A Bit Doughy As Cooked and with Different Bubbling but Gluten-Free

They turned out a bit paler, and a little thicker than gluten pancakes but they had a good “Mouth Feel” which is one of the tougher things to accomplish with Gluten-Free cooking. Also, I forgot to mention that I “Cheated,” a tiny bit, in the tug-of-war competition between health and taste. I added a couple squares of melted Toberlone White Chocolate to the wet ingredients before incorporating them with the dry. This could also have made them paler and thicker.

A Bit Paler but Tasty & a Godsend for a Pancake Sunday Family

Ultimately, I will praise King Arthur, and not just because he is armored and carries a lance. They are trying to do something difficult by competing with Gluten. They mostly succeed and do it admirably. The product comes out tasting clean and a bit “ricey” which makes a very good blank canvas on which to slather butter and real Maple Syrup. Those tastes are winners that I am down for. Compared to all the other Gluten-Free preparations out there, King Arthur’s Gluten-Free Flour is a coup.

I also did not exactly follow the directions on their package, which is a “No-No” when preparing a product for the first time to evaluate it. I substituted Guar Gum for the recommended Xanthum Gum because they are close substitutes, and because honestly, we had one in our gluten-free area of the pantry. At the moment, on that Pancake Sunday, improvisation trumped getting dressed and heading for the store. And of course, I got a small lesson in continuous cooking education. Guar Gum, as Smart Kitchen will tell you, is best used mixed into the wet ingredients, not the dry. Oops but also a good reason to re-state that cooking is a continual lesson and a re-learning of things forgotten. If ever the phrase “I’ve forgotten more than X,Y or Z!” applies, it is in cooking.  So now I know for next Sunday, Guar Gum with the wet. If they are even more in demand than the last batch, which had Dad working the Spatula ambidextrously, then great. We all decided to chalk up the experience as a win and I got to head back to bed for an hour with Julia McWilliams*, who is not Mrs. P Chef.

*For fun, I am reading An Appetite for Life by Noel Riley Fitch. It is a very classy, literate biography of  Julia McWilliams from Pasadena, Ca. As I was reading, she was just finishing up in the OSS (the pre-cursor to the CIA) in Asia after WWII where she met Paul Child, who she married to become Julia Child, the “Julia Child.”

The SS America (photo courtesy of www.usswestpoint.com)

At this point in the biography, Julia and Paul are just getting married after a war, a bad car accident, a home fire, a job loss, and some thefts. There are a lot of plot setbacks but they’re not inventions. They are based on the actual facts of their lives. I was anxious to see what happens after they sail for France on the S.S. America bound for the port of Le Havre and have Julia’s first truly FRENCH meal in Rouen at La Couronne, which is still there.

La Couronne, The Crown in Rouen, France

They had Oysters Portugaise and Sole Meunière with French Salad and turned it all around for Julia McWilliams, now Child, who, in turn, turned it around for a lot of us. I was excited to learn what happened next.

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7
Feb 12

The New Plant Hardiness Map is Here

USDA Plant Hardiness Map

Now, at Smart Kitchen we are not gardeners for the sake of gardening, though it is nice. We are eaters and cookers, I mean gourmands and chefs, sometimes disguised as gardeners.

Nevertheless, we were excited to see that the US Department of Agriculture has revised its Plant Hardiness Map after 12 years. The new map shows some warming of the lowest lows in many areas meaning that extremes of cold should not kill off that warmer weather plants, even in more northerly climes.

The major drawback in using the map, for us as chef’s, though is that the Plant Hardiness Data Base and Zone Map only relates zip codes to one of 11 defined climate zones. To learn which garden crops grow in each of those climate zones, you then have to correlate the proper plants, zone by zone, using another database like the PlantFinder Database at Garden.org or the What to Plant Now Database at Mother Earth News. Each of those databases has drawbacks for easily finding out which edible plants might grow in any given climate zone or zip code. Sorry, the immediately foregoing is not factually true. Zone 1 is an easy because only 7 plants of any kind, including pine trees, are suitable for the frigid Zone 1. What we should have said is that it is tough for 10 of the climate zones.

Talk about foodie web surfing, wouldn’t it be cool if some database programming type could merge the functionality of the two databases for the use of bored and curious foodies? In a snap we’d know, how far north Coconuts or Dates could grow? Or how far south can one hope to  tap a Sugar Maple tree and still expect some sap to flow? I am getting excited about the possibilities but….

Until the Smart Kitchen powers that be offer us more programming time, this blog post will have to be filed under wish lists, unless you, the reader, happen to be a database engineer and want to volunteer to work on a good cause, a project to sooth the souls of the members of the foodie/gardening humanity. If it’s you sleepless in wherever, get in touch with us.

Happy Cooking

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4
Feb 12

Smart Kitchen’s Guacamole Recipe Was a Touchdown!

That and Some Time is All it Takes

It’s that time of year again, Super Bowl minus 3 days, and Mrs. P Chef is already asking for the Smart Kitchen Guacamole but she wants it Gluten Free this year.

We aims to please and are going to whip it up, in copious quantities, with organic gluten free Chipotles. Who would have known, but a label reader like Mrs. P Chef, but most of the commercial chipotle varieties are packed in an Adobo Sauce made with gluten. We found some gluten free ones at Whole Foods, that still have good flavor and thus was our Sunday of family snacking saved.

Smart Kitchen Guacamole, Served with "Flair"

The Smart Kitchen Guacamole Recipe is up on the recipe section of Smart Kitchen and is a fairly simple  preparation. Take it easy on the Chipotle and Adobo Sauce if you like it more mild.

Kick Off is tomorrow so it might make sense today to make some purchases and Prepare a bit early. After all Preparation, is the second of the 4 Levers Of Cooking,™( $ content).

Have a great time and Go All You Giant Patriots!

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3
Feb 12

Super Citrus Saturday. Orange You Going to Join Us?

Don’t be a sour puss. Don’t feed a rat. Get that pre-game work out climbing your citrus trees and helping others. There are 3 drop off locations in the valley that will accept your citrus on Saturday. The event is put on by St. Mary’s Food Bank Alliance.

If you have any still sitting on the branches, bring your extra citrus fruit to one of these three locations between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. Saturday, February 4th 2012 to help this valley-wide gleaning effort for a cause.

Christ Church of the Valley
7007 W. Happy Valley Rd. Peoria, AZ 85383

North Phoenix Baptist Church
5757 N. Central Ave., Phoenix, AZ 85012

Shepherd of the Hills
5524 E. Lafayette Blvd., Phoenix, AZ 85018

Thanks nothing is better than local citrus and it is for a good cause.

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